Good Evening. This is your Captain.

                                
                                                      We are about to attempt a crash landing
                                                      Please extinguish all cigarettes
                                                      Place your tray tables in their
                                                      Upright, locked position
                                                      Your Captain says: Put your head on your knees
                                                      Your Captain says: Put your head in your hands
                                                      Captain says: Put your hands on your head
                                                      Put your hands on your hips. Heh heh
                                                      This is your Captain - and we are going down
                                                      We are all going down, together And I said: Uh oh. 
                                                      This is gonna be some day. Standby. 
                                                      This is the time. And this is the record of the time
                                                      This is the time. And this is the record of the time

                                                      Uh - this is your Captain again
                                                      You know, I've got a funny feeling I've seen this all before
                                                      Why? Cause I'm a caveman
                                                      Why? Cause I've got eyes in the back of my head
                                                      Why? It's the heat. Standby This is the time.
                                                      And this is the record of the time
                                                      This is the time. And this is the record of the time
                                                      Put your hands over your eyes. Jump out of the plane
                                                      There is no pilot. You are not alone. Standby
                                                      This is the time. And this is the record of the time
                                                      This is the time. And this is the record of the time 

                                                       (THX to Laurie Anderson - From The Air)


                                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1fhRtrC2Cw